The Louses are Coming

In the past week, I have had two dreams where I have head lice. Considering I have never had head lice, I am concerned. So I googled it. Here's what came up:

LiceA dream of lice contains much waking worry and distress. It often implies offensive ailments. Lice on stock, foretells famine and loss. To have lice on your body, denotes that you will conduct yourself unpleasantly with your acquaintances. To dream of catching lice, foretells sickness, and that you will cultivate morbidity.

                                 Apparently, I am going to be a brat. My apologies in advance.

On the bright side, I just graduated and work at a tier 1 research university where professors that study lice and, consequently have lice, invent gadgets to get rid of lice.

Behold...I give you, the LOUSEBUSTER! 

SCIENCE!!!!!!



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